Chapter 1: The Thing She Had No Right to Touch
My Neighbor Talked Me Into Lending Her My Late Mom's Mixer — When She Broke It, Didn't Even Wash It, and Dumped It on My Porch, I Decided She Needed a Lesson
My neighbor Denise has borrowed about ten things from me this year.
It started with my ladder in the spring.
Then the pressure washer.
Then it moved into my kitchen — the crock pot, the steamer, a cooler, my good roasting pan.
They always came back late, dirty, or missing a lid.
Never with an apology.
Last Tuesday, she asked for my mixer.
It's a KitchenAid, the heavy old kind, cream-colored.
My mother bought it in 1989 and used it every Sunday until she couldn't stand long enough anymore.
It's one of the few things of hers I still use.
I said no.
I actually said the word.
"Denise, that one I'd rather not lend out.
It was my mom's."
She laughed like I'd made a joke.
"I'll be so careful.
It's only one cake."
She was still standing there.
My daughter was watching from the porch steps.
And somehow, I heard myself say:
"Fine."
Saturday morning, I found it sitting on my porch.
She hadn't handed it back.
Hadn't knocked on the door.
She had simply left it on the boards beside the mat where anyone walking past could have taken it.
There was dried cream packed into the seam where the head meets the body.
Yellow.
Cracking.
Four days old.
She hadn't even rinsed it.
I plugged it in.
The motor made a sound I had never heard it make in thirty-six years.
I unplugged it and stood there with my hand still resting on the switch.
Then I walked across the grass and knocked on her door.
I wasn't even angry yet.
Honestly, I thought she might have been embarrassed.
Maybe that was why she'd left it and slipped away.
She opened the door holding a cup of coffee.
"Oh — yeah," she said.
"Honestly, you should just buy a new one.
That thing is ancient.
It quit halfway through my cream and I had eleven people sitting in my dining room with no cake."
She took another sip.
"So thanks for ruining the night, I guess."
That was the moment I understood she didn't feel guilty about it at all.
Not about damaging something that belonged to my mother.
Not about returning it filthy.
Not even about blaming me for what happened.
So the next morning, I came up with a plan to teach Denise a lesson she wouldn't forget.
The rest of the story is in the first comment.
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What did she do next — and did Denise finally get what she deserved?
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